01 Dec 2008 @ 1:03 PM 
 

Woolworths - the solution!

 

This flash of inspiration came to me today:

Woolworths, if you’re listening - OPEN A BANK!

Then you just transfer all your debts from your retail operation to your bank, and the Government will bail you out! They’re good like that, they look after banks - it’s just retail and manufacturing that they couldn’t give a flying fuck about.

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Last Edit: 01 Dec 2008 @ 01 03 PM

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