The Well-Built Pie

Someone really needs to tell Lily Allen that “Common People” by Pulp isn’t a lifestyle guide.

This flash of inspiration came to me today:

Woolworths, if you’re listening - OPEN A BANK!

Then you just transfer all your debts from your retail operation to your bank, and the Government will bail you out! They’re good like that, they look after banks - it’s just retail and manufacturing that they couldn’t give a flying fuck about.